New Website, coming (in less than a week)

Hey all. I haven't been updating lately because I've been working on a new website to showcase my work. It'll be up in less than 7 days and should answer some questions you may have in regards to what the hell I've been doing with my time.

I'll be sure to post the link here. Many times.

New Work: Web and Brochures

This  is a write-up on some brochure and web pieces I created copy for. They took better pictures than I could probably manage, so I left it as is.

5 Things...

5 web phenomena that sound dirty but aren’t

1. Twitter

Social networking and micro-blogging service OR Something new couples do when they haven’t yet grown bored with each other?

2. Flickr

Image and video hosting website OR something older couples used to do when they hadn’t yet grown bored of each other?

3. Shared hosting

Hosting option whereby several client websites are housed on and share the resources of a web server OR Magnificently kinky way to get the most out of “all the hot people out there” without committing to one person in-particular?

4. Wikipedia

Free internet-based encyclopedia OR deviant, yet unclassified, sexual behavior?

5. Going “viral”

New web marketing buzz phrase OR hot new teen party game sweeping college campuses?

New-ish Ad: Copy Only

Hoping to get something on here soon that's a little more visually stimulating.
In the meantime , enjoy (and have a Merry Christmas).

New Ad!

From the mouth of Joseph Schmidt. Just in time for the holidays.  

More coming soon!

I've got more ads on the way. It's being cleared by various legal departments so that I don't wind up posting ads I've written that haven't yet been approved. 

GoFish Networks Corporate Website

I had the good fortune of being asked to contribute a large portion of copy to the remodeling of the GoFish Youth Networks corporate website. Here are some samples from the site:

I happen to really like the headline here. I feel that it really speaks to the online network as a safe and fun destination for kids.

This is the Job Page ("Are You A Catch?") - written from scratch. It's my personal fave off the entire site.

And...something a little more technical: "Schooling Fish."

If you want to visit the site, you can view it here: http://www.gofishcorp.com/roller/corp/